Saturday, January 29, 2005
I went out to meet wh in the afternoon.
Then after he went to find sengguan they all to play pool,
I met up with my brothers!
Haha.
Although bout a quarter only but still can lar.
Met Xiao Han, Stephanie, Mavis, Ah Hwa, Ah Wes, Ah Ben, Jia Wei, Ah Qiang and Bunny.
Bunny damn noisy,
Keep call me send him Huan Hun so i did.
Then he keep pester me whole day to bring the CD and lend him tomorrow.
I bought a shirt today,
It has the words, "Im Still A Virgin".
I know i know,
Its a old shirt.
But who cares!?
Haha.
Then i tried out billard today.
Its like 10x harder than it's friendly neighbour "Pool".
Well, Its 14 days to my birthday. ( Or 13 cause its 12am now. )
Which is exactly 2 weeks later! : )
And 17 more days, ( Or 16 days cause its 12am now. )
to Valentine's day.
Haha.
Birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
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.::. StAtiC .::. 1:09 AM
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Thursday, January 27, 2005
I nearly died.
Today not gym,
It was street soccer.
Wad da fuck?
My leg pain but i still play.
Now its officially dead.
Then ah,
Ah Wes know my leg pain,
Then see my team win then the other super strong team had to pump.
So he purposly put me GOAL KEEPER.
Wad da fuck?
So of course we lost.
And we did a friggin 40 pumpings,
And guess what.
I friggin went to the gym yesterday,
And my chest and arm was already painful.
But,
As usual,
I did the 40 pumpings.
Wasnt difficult but my hands are 80% dead.
So we continued the match,
Which of course with me back to the striker position.
Well,
My leg really cant take it.
So i went to defend.
However, after quite a long battle.
My team lost again.
And thanks to big mouth Ah Qiang who told Ah Wes that he could score another goal.
Which he didnt.
We had to do extra 20 more pumpings.
The 60 pumpings..
I split to 30, 30.
Cause i really cannot take it already.
Piang eh, first time i do till so pek chek.
Shouldnt had went to gym yesterday with papa bear....
If not i wouldnt be so weak today.
Aiya,
I just suck.
I can never do things the way i want them to be.
Even when i try so hard....
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.::. StAtiC .::. 11:12 PM
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Oh My Gosh!
I just ordered pizza hut,
But i ordered a Hawaiian Supreme Pizza.
But then, There are free food/gifts.
That is why i didnt choose Hawaiian Lover Pizza.
6 Free Drumlets, Drink.
Woooo!
But i dont think i can finish them off!
Oww, My legs are healing fast.
They arent that painful now.
But its my upper body now!
Haha,
So much so for the pull ups and crap.
Think later i go with Ah Qiang they all,
Ill just do the abs machine.
Need to get mine back to normal!
Ah giii Ah giiii..
Only those that know me well or are my close friends know what that is!
Ah gii Ah gii Ah giii!
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.::. StAtiC .::. 4:09 PM
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Wednesday, January 26, 2005
Im not playing pool anymore.
Cause some fools wont pay after playing.
So in other words, i was forced to treat them.
Then wenhui and syl came over to my house to play till 4.30am.
Its been a long time since i challenged syl in a battle of the games.
I slept as quickly as they left at 4.30am.
Then i was soon awoken at 11.10am by mr tan zihao A.K.A papa bear's telephone call to my Cell.
Damn, he wanted me to go gym with him.
I agreed as im kind, i had always been,
So i met him after playing a round of computer game.
In the end, he had already been there for about 40mins before i reached.
At Bedok Gym,
I did some crap for 20++ minutes and left for our dear papa bear needed to go out early.
So i told mom to fetch me cause my god damn ez-link does not have any money in it.
God damn the expensive fare.
Im 17 and i pay adult fare.
Wad da hell lor.
If they wanted to call us Adults at the age of 17,
Then we should be able to do what adults can do.
Buy Alcholic drinks, Cigrattes, M18 shows, R21 Shows, Clubs, Credit Cards, Driving Licenses etc.
Haizzzzz.
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.::. StAtiC .::. 1:57 PM
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Sunday, January 23, 2005
Your cruel device
Your blood, like ice
One look could kill
My pain, your thrill
I want to love you but I better not touch.
I want to hold you but my senses tell me to stop.
I want to kiss you but I wanted too much.
I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison.
You're poison running through my veins.
You're poison, I don't want to break these chains.
Your mouth, so hot.
Your web, I'm caught.
Your skin, so wet.
Black lace on sweat.
I hear you calling and it's needles and pins.
I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name.
Don't want to touch you but You're under my skin.
I want to kiss you but your lips are venomous poison.
You're poison running through my veins.
You're poison, I don't wanna break these chains.
Zzzzz,
Sian sia, today walked everywhere with adam and wenhui.
We went national heritage tour,
Orchard, Sommerset, Raffles place, Suntec and crap.
My legs are getting feeble,
Im getting weak.
Its hard to climb or to go down stairs.
Learned bout stuff yesterday.
now, i know my stand.
Now my strength's totally weakened,
My feeble legs took a toll on me,
A total of 70kg off my strength of rush,
30kg of standing power.
Im weak,
I Suck.
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.::. StAtiC .::. 8:34 PM
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Wednesday, January 19, 2005
Today, Keshia and Wenhui came to my house to clean up job for my mom.
Piang eh, Wenhui only clean a shelf.
Keshia only clean a few fake trees and windows.
And I did Shelves, Door, Decorations, Window.
And we all got the same pay.
Haha.
30 Dollar each, and we like only worked for 1hour+++?
Lol.
Mom said 20 for helping and another 10 for eating,
That why 30 each.
A Bit too much le, tell her but she say nevermind.
Haha.
So we later cycled to East Coast Park.
Well, Wenhui 'Tompang' Keshia there.
That surely cleared the question of,
"Huh!? Keshia knows how to cycle so far?"
At east coast hawker,
We ate like pigs,
I Ordered 40 Chicken Satays only to come back to see more food orders made by those two pigs.
We had Kuay Teow ( SHARE ), Fried Hokkien Mee ( SHARE ) and 2 Chicken Wing each.
Piang eh, eat till wan die.
Oh oh! Not to mention a huge CoCoNut for each one of us.
In the end, when we had already finished nearly everything else except bout 20++ Satay left.
We ended up, or Me and Wenhui.
Ened up forcing each another to eat the remaining satays.
Wad da fuck lor,
I ate like 17 Satay and he only 13... -_-
I so nice help him eat more liao he still wan push to me.
In e end, left only one satay.
I buai tahan liao so call ger ger eat.
She eat already then scold me -_-
Wad da hell lor.
Ok so after that we started cycling back.
Then we went over to keshia's house to watch American Idol Auditions.
Haha.
Ending here,
Cyaa~
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.::. StAtiC .::. 9:02 PM
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Woke up today at about 12pm and started watching My HiME all the way till 1.30 before i went to bathe.
Finish bathe le, i go eat downstairs.
Mommy then gave me her POSB card to tell me to use it to buy the clothings i needed for CNY.
I was so happyy!
Then she told me to write the Personal Identification Number on my wrist.
Haha.
Then she gave me a 50dollar note to use for the week. haha.
After a while,
I was about to go happily to meet my friends.
Only to recieve a pathetic message from Keshia that tells me to go myself cause WenHui and her was early.
Very early,
She told me 2.30 and now cause of their two's Goun Do-ness,
They went at 1.30 and made the one thats right take the punishment.
I know you can throw Jialing away cause its too common for her to be LATE,
Cause shes the Late queen after all,
But i already cured my illness of being the Late King,
Moreover i was right!
*Sob*
I was like, Wad da fuck?
It was supposed to be 2.30 and What da fuck?
It was bout e first few times that your little pal was gonna be early. ( By 20Minutes )
But Wad da fuck?
So pathetic me had to go to orchard alone.
Mom put me down at Bedok MRT station and i checked my pocket,
Oh! I was so shocked!
I was like Wad Da Fuck?
I friggin forgot to take my headset for my iPod Mini!
That means the ride would be boring-fockerised by one hundrend and fivty times.
I walked sadly to the underpass while looking at my mom's car go gliding off.
BUT!
As i was cursing Wad Da Fucking bad day it had been,
A ITE guy, not to mentioned a kind one,
Called out to me and chased after me right before i stepped onto the escalator,
He gave my headset to me with a smile,
and i said Thank You back with a huge smile.
I stood there looking at him disappear round the corner before going down the escalator.
Although i was probably standing there like a idiot,
I knew deep down that he was my angel for that day.
He saved my day,
So that my friends wouldnt had to see my Attitude.
Haha.
Then at MRT platform, i saw BingXiong and we two talked to each other all the way to city hall,
Then he headed for suntec and i started listening to my iPod.
Then i met those two Mis[ST]. [SHORT FORM For Mistery and Missy.. lol i invented it ]
And we begun walking all around and soon,
Or should i say, After a "MANY" soon,
Jialing came and met us at Heeren.
Damn, i really wanted to eat LemonGrass today,
But those three dumbies didnt want to!
Ohhh, i really want to eat Shark Fin,
Probably ill go there when theres only One person wid me,
Its easier for me to Psycho that person to eat SharkFin with me!
Muwahhahahha
Walk town everywhere, up down left right.
Then we went Swensen to eat,
In the DAY! Haha.
Then we walked around everywhere again,
I bought a handband, a new black earring and a Facial wash.
Only to find myself hungry so quickly,
So i ate MacDonald's Prosperity Burger again!
Damn, i seem to be really obsessed with it and the curlYyy fries!
Everytime i go out i seem to be eating a meal of it!
All my daddy's fault for buying it for me to eat that afternoon! ( Bout last last week )
Then we left for home soon after that,
Sadly, I didnt even buy a single clothing for CNY,
Wasting the chance to use my mom's POSB card.
Hahahaha. >.<.
Well, although its like half of a week later, I dont mind waiting!
Hahaha.
Then, I watched more episodes of My HiME before going to bathe.
And i was so shocked when i saw the colour of the facial to be black!
Hahahahahaha.
Anyway, Soon after i came out.
I quarrelled with my sister.
Be proud to be my friend dude! Haha,
or Best friend!
The reason i quarrelled with her was because of you all!
although i really was Very mean when i scolded her back.
But what to do?
Already scold and im not gonna say sorry!
Haha.
Not gonna say how it started.
But aiya, just be proud that your my friendd!!
Tomorrow gonna clean up the whole house with mommy!
Hehe!
Gonna end here pals,
Sayounara!
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.::. StAtiC .::. 1:17 AM
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Monday, January 17, 2005
Today i didnt go out at all. Just stayed at home and used the net.
Then i started to get bored.. ( Crowd goes Ourhhhhh .. )
So i decided to go and have a jog at the park. ( Crowd Claps n Whistles*** )
Saw Nichlose there, but i didnt noe how to spell his name, so ill just use Nic la.
Was doing pull ups when he called me.
Then we continued talking when i was doing sit ups.
But he insulted me!
The following is extracted from the conversation:
Nic: "So you go which ITE?"
Me: "ITE? I going Poly.."
Nic: "Wahhh, Poly u so good ar?"
Me: "I Express leh.. look down on me ar"
Nic: "No la No la... i tot u Normal stream"
Piang eh, why am i thought as a Normal stream. Haizzz.
Then i went jogging and did more pull ups before i went home.
In Bro's room, or should i say MY room.
I decided to vacume the whole room..
Again piang eh, (Got another shot from the pistol)
The room i everywhere vacume, under bed, PC, Carpet, Tables, Shelves.
But then, not actually very tiring,
Kinda enjoy it actually! Haha.
The aura of the room suddenly became so clean!
The under of the CPU table's Shelf was actually full of thick dust!
I should go buy gliter and put a lil everywhere,
Thus ill impress everyone wid my beautiful job as it will really haf stars everywhere!
Just like those advertisements!
For those who cant believe i vacumed,
I had always vacumed the room, help hang clothes or wash windows fer mama.
Was watching TV shows today, and found monday's shows totally lame and stupid. Especially the TOP FUN... the 7 o'clock show is also funny..
Haha, enugh of my crap...
My mama wants me to be a nurse now..
Im so sad >.<
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.::. StAtiC .::. 7:55 PM
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Sunday, January 16, 2005
Majulah Singapura!
Go Singapore Go!
Singapore wins Indonesia!
Wins the Tiger Cup!!
^^
Went play pool.. shortest time i played pool.. 1 game and we left, haha. Then we went 85 eat, eat eat again and after that we went over to keshia's house to watch soccer.
I regret not living up to singapore's standard of being kiasu and queue on thrusday for e soccer match. ARG!!!
After tat we left early and i jogged/ran home, to keep myself up my high stamina like to past.. if not soccer that time i again weakling.
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.::. StAtiC .::. 11:13 PM
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Saturday, January 15, 2005
stupid sushi.. make me lau sai.. tmd! haiz.... had a great day yst anyway...
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.::. StAtiC .::. 2:27 PM
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Wednesday, January 12, 2005
I added a song to the site.. but that site has spyware.. so when they ask u to upgrade ur browser.. please dont, unless u want to kill your pc...
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.::. StAtiC .::. 2:54 PM
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005
Re coloured my hair, well it kinda nice but then.. it looks colourful ^^ Right side brown left side red. Woooooo....
I think that i should just be nice to everyone else, probably the world would stop going against me after i do that.
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.::. StAtiC .::. 9:00 PM
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Sunday, January 09, 2005
Lets celebrate, 1000 hits for this site! LoL!!
Eat Eat Eat.
Gaw Gaw Gaw...
Munch Munch Munch...
The more i eat, the more painful my body gets, i wonder why.
I feel that something's missing in my life.
Theres a big hole in my heart.
The world's going against me,
It always had been like this for years.
I had always tried to be strong,
trying to run forward,
But theres a parachute tied to my back.
Its hard and tiring to move on,
I tink im starting to lose my strength to go on.
Im starting to be dragged away.
typing these.. i tink of the Gatorade, maybe after drinking it i can "Put back what the sweat takes away" and break the parachute.
And probably, i could eat a banana! Like the old childhood comics, after eating banana ill become banana man and destroy everything! Muwahahahahha. I still hate bananas... i eat them when i was young cause my cousins n i tot we would really become banana mans. Well, lucky we DID eat the bananas, if not we wld all be w/o dicks as huge as Full Grown bananas ( In case ur wondering how long that is.. for guys, look below at ur brother.. ours are twice as big as that... yea.. and for females... ill let u imagine and fantasie . ) But if u start to think that,
"Zeyi, how the fock did u noe ur cousins dick are as big as urs." well, cause we were borned under the same family tree, so i assumed theirs should be similar.
"Ass Hooooooooole, dun crap with me." Well believe it Or Not, Your on RIPLEYs.
Speaking of ripley, the 3 monks that used their dicky to pull a trunk filled with people. It was utter disgusting by watching them do it. And its even more disgusting if youve got to think where the hell they used to hold/clip/tie/pierce the rope onto.
Staying at home to slack is so fun, i just keep eat and sleep and eat and sleep.
Ive gained a kg within a day, Cool!
I miss going to school,
I miss the disciplinary we have to avoid.
I miss the every-period-Interval-I-shall-disappear-from-class no jutsu.
I miss chatting with every type of group of people.
I miss having to act fierce in front of some as if people.
I miss being Xia Lan to people.
I miss being scolded by teachers especially by Mr Teo.
I miss complaining about every single stupid rule
I miss whining how much i wanted to leave that school.
I miss complaining about how much the school Uniform sucked.
I miss the Is-It-Reaching-The-Clock/Time-So-Damn-Slow wait to the end of school.
I miss the planning of how to Zao remedials.
I miss our chubby short little VP, Mr ... fuck i forgot his name. Is it Mr Toh? Yea i think so.
I miss all the other countless crap we talk everyday after school at our everyday-oso-fastfood spree.
I miss ALOT ALOT OF THINGS! especially our teachers! i want to disturb them -_-....
I feel like spending all my pay to buy you a present, but i think im wasting my time yet again.
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.::. StAtiC .::. 11:34 PM
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Saturday, January 08, 2005
Wah piang eh.. my legs.. they are so painfull... sad... muscle's growing.. very pain!!! below my abs oso pain... omg.. mountain oso pain... i dun wanna move, but i will move. I wanna sleep.. but i cant sleep in the day.
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.::. StAtiC .::. 5:07 PM
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Well, today ive obtained the rank LOTM... in case ur wondering.. its Loser Of The Match. We lost 2-1 to some practically noobs! haha, bigger size then me yet i run faster... sadly, my control of ball is gone. Totally and i guess ill need to re train it.. Ah Wei just lyk 3 metre ahead and i passed the ball so hard? Omg... i cant even control air balls... i get tired easily.. and i get cramp.. Sad.. 2+ months of slacking really made a toll on me. Ah Wes became our manager.. lol damn as if lor.. he treat us all eat food.. lol so good.. 5dollar each person sia.. then he planed everything.. wah piang.. wad 3 times u "keng" u get fired. LoL.. if u no go need reason if not MC..-_-.. We win he treat us eat.. we lose we all stand beside him watch him eat at raffles hotel. well, crap n stuff.. i think i needa get fatter, Ah Qiang's mommy say i needa get fatter too. And i will! thats wad im been up to nowadays.. nothing but eat.. eat.. eat... Tml gonna eat wid family.. after so long, finally a dinner together.. but its cause bro's gonna go back to UK on the 11th.. haha.
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.::. StAtiC .::. 1:32 AM
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Friday, January 07, 2005
hey, i found out that most stress are gone after i went out wid yi sheng today. just Love scolding him. Bt he was my punching bag today too, he and his "Aikido", and me and my crap. loL.\ Both of us was should had been kinda irritating judging from Wenhui and Shuxian's faces. haha.
iPod mini, xbox, ps2, 7610, Panasonic Lumix cam, Hybrid PC .
After yisheng mentioned it, i found out ive got everything that i wanted. Now that i just need to buy a Shoe, and everything i need is done. However, when you get your things, you will seem to crave for more and better stuff.
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.::. StAtiC .::. 1:26 AM
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Wednesday, January 05, 2005
i tink i need to stop thinking bout so much stuff. i really think too much!
Perhaps i shld try crying? a tear would be good i guess, it cld probably help to relax urself alot.. better than keeping everything within u. No wonder girls cry to much.. and also guys like wesly. People have limits and i guess my limit is here, 3 years plus i havent cried a single tear, last i cried was when i was caned by my family for... blah blah... in sec 1. But i wont try it, i refuse to.
Kill you.
Well, shouting out loud is also a good choice, but singapore's too small.. no where quiet.. people would think that your mad if u do that. haha.Last but not least, the reason i want to take up Muay Thai lessons so quickly is that i want to let it out fsat, but seems no1 wants to take e lesson wid me. Owwww, so i need to hold on for another 2 weeks when zeyu and his pals are ready.
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.::. StAtiC .::. 9:50 PM
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Monday, January 03, 2005
Fuck off, dun talk to me, i decided on this so fuck off. Changing time, no more childish crap.
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.::. StAtiC .::. 10:26 PM
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Sunday, January 02, 2005
zzzz... countdown at kesh house... till lyk 5 am... dance... look after drunk gers.... play xbox.. then slept fer only 2 hours... didnt rest n went for pool.. then frm parkway.. met bro at ntuc and family came pick us both up to aunt house... at aunt house i slept fer about 1-2 hours.. and then i eat and do crap.. their house no pc wan sia... got pc lar.. bt lousy wan... no1 use... my cousins changed alot le.. nerdier or fatter.. haha.
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.::. StAtiC .::. 5:17 PM
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