Monday, August 29, 2005
I gave a kick today,
And i hit a bird.
It nearly flew.
And it caused its owner to lie onto the floor.
Saying, " AHHHH MY BIRDD!!! "
What a poor bird.
It nearly died.
This is what happened,
When i gave a kick and Chin Leng Dodged it badly.
I just learnt that my instructor,
Had over 200 fights of muay thai fights.
And he had NEVER lost a single one.
The only time he lost,
was in a BOXING competition,
Cause his not a boxer at all.
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Tomorrow i have formal presentation.
Yet,
I dont want to go home after that.
I want to go out.
But theres no-one who is free.
Anywhere to wonder around?
And it sucks to be unable to go back to my secondary school during wednesday's teachers' day celebration.
I again, have another presentation.
Which i have to make on 10am.
Everyone's going back,
I think,
Yet im unable to go.
It sure sucks dont you think?
miss u!
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.::. StAtiC .::. 8:54 PM
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Sunday, August 28, 2005
It all happens when a guy in a friendship made a mistake.
The friendship was broken;
But he repaired it.
However, he took it for granted;
and broke it again.
The girl was hurt,
She promised herself not to give him anymore chances;
Now that he knows that he took her for granted.
He tried again to repair the broken friendship,
Afraid of being hurt any more,
The girl didnt want the guy back again.
The friendship severed,
Joy and memories ignored.
For a stupid mistake,
He had made.
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Wish it didnt went that way;
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.::. StAtiC .::. 10:43 PM
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Thursday, August 25, 2005
Eh, Francis, Jeremy, Peihua, Yisheng, Sylvester, Adam.
Go nominate me as Mr Singapore Polytechnic leh.
You all no brother wan sia.
Dont noe where nominate?
Dun act!
Now i tell you!
At business block,
Food court 6 Beside!
HAHAHAHAHA
Now you know!
So what are you waiting for!?
Go Nominate!!!
HAHAHAHA
okok, enough of my nonsense...
i went a little bonka cause i just finised an essay on,
Should ManKind accept changes in sciences?
I was talking about crap such as atomic bombs!
Hahahahahaha.
Boring, the PC is no fun to me.
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.::. StAtiC .::. 11:27 PM
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I just hate THRUSDAYS!
Have you wondered what you would be if you were your opposite sex?
I bet ill be a super hot chick if i were to be a female!
HAHAHA,
I hate thrusdays.....
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.::. StAtiC .::. 7:45 PM
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Wednesday, August 24, 2005
Oh, i forgot to say in the previous post that.
Yesterday i reach school then do CADD Test.
Ta ma de.
So time consuming.
Max marks can be 90 le.
Shit sia,
I nvr read properly...
Nvr change colour of the borders and wordings.
Sure minus mark le.
Last previous CADD Exam i had 98/100.
Top in class.
I cant lose,
I wont lose.
I refuse to lose.
Hope the rest screw up more then me.
Max marks is now 90/100 already.
Cause the last 10marks is to be obtained by finishing in 30mins?
Which is kind of impossible.
Cause the question they gave now is so god damn time consuming.
Not hard.
Ok,
Went for the EEE Talk today.
Gonna take up Electronic And Aerospace.
Pilot, Pilot, Pilot, Pilot!
Then i rushed to muay thai alone,
Cause chin leng wan go CCA.
Reached 30mins late.
Do shit there sia,
then go le.
Boring man,
Shldnt had went today.
haha...
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.::. StAtiC .::. 6:52 PM
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Tuesday, August 23, 2005
ARGH...
Yesterday,
Bad guard i had.
Forget to block face.
THEN INSTRUCTOR CB USE PUNCHING BAG GLOVE HOCK ME TWICE ON MY RIGHT FACE!
PS: Difference between Punching Bag Glove and a Standard Glove is that it is harder and thinner. While Standard Glove got alot cotton in it to cushion the person that it hits.
Piang...
Now pain sia...
When i touch it i can feel that its a little swollen.
Piang....
And did i mention that the teacher's movement are so swift and fast.
21 years of training.
Hahahaha.
Ok, today caught Charlie and the chocolate factory.
I think its quite nice!
Cause i love Willy Wonka!
Read the book when i was primary 5 or 6?
Haha.
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.::. StAtiC .::. 10:13 PM
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Sunday, August 21, 2005
My body seems to be malfunctioning already.
My left hand.
My left pinky,
and my wedding finger.
They are half numb.
I feel nothing at the tips.
Its already been about 4 days.
Whats happening to me?
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.::. StAtiC .::. 9:14 PM
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Friday, August 19, 2005
Since today is a boring day,
Im going to use some time to type out what i have in my mind since quite a while.
A teacher once told us,
You may play as much as you want now,
You may think its fun now,
But when you reach my age,
And you think of the stuff that you do in the past.
You will think that they are stupid and Childish.
Well,
I do now.
A little.
Probably its the process of growing up.
You need to realise this yourself.
Before you can change to a better person.
Thinking at how i used to talk in class and ignoring the poor teacher trying her/his best to teach.
I didnt think of his/her feelings.
How immature.
How stupid.
Teacher's a human too,
They have feelings too.
Thats why Mr Azahar said we were hopeless.
Cause he couldnt stop us, i mean, me.
From talking.
Thinking at how i used to scold my mom for waking me up 10 mins earlier then the time i should wake.
Instead of thanking her,
Of sending me to school everyday without fail,
Even though her work time is 2 hours later.
Thinking at how i used to play wrestling with my Doreamon/Garfield.
Thinking that they were my best friends.
That i could tell them all my sadness and troubles.
Only to think back that they were only soft toys that can never console you.
No matter how sad you are.
Thinking at how i used to be a Nerd,
Rushing home everyday to Game from primary school to secondary 3.
When suddenly a girl asked me out.
Reality went back to me.
"What was i doing with the life god gave me. "
That was what i was thinking at that time.
I remembered that i couldnt even figure out which person is me in a photo.
Only to realise which is me by finding the only "Unknown" person that i don not know in the photo.
Cause i dont look at myself in the mirror at home.
Never took pictures at all except in grandparents birthday parties and oversea trips.
Thinking at how i used to dig my anus in primary school.
Then taking my finger to my nose.
Just to find out how bad the smell of my anus smells like.
Only to find that its pure disgusting and stupid now.
Thinking at how i used to dig my ear with my finger nails in primary school.
And forgetting to wash my hands.
Then i would put the finger into my mouth to suck it.
And learning that the ear dirt tastes sour.
Very sour.
Only to find that its disgusting and absent-minded now.
Thinking at how i used to disturb girls in class.
Making them cry made me happy.
Only to learn now that it was not an act which a gentleman would have done.
Thinking at how i used to hate it when Mr Teo put me into a whole group of girls with me, the only male in it.
Only to learn now that i was so lucky,
Mr Teo gave me a chance,
A huge one.
But i didnt cherish it well.
Thinking at how i used to go to the back of sec 4/3 and sit at the back.
Talking to Yi Long and gang.
When their teachers and our teachers were still teaching.
Only to think back that it was a waste of time,
When i could learn more.
Thinking at how i whined at my parents for not wanting to go for tution.
(Although i still hate tution.)
Only to think back that IT IS STILL A WASTE OF TIME,
Nah, that it was actually good for me.
Thinking back at how i tried to steal a Hershey's Chocolate bar out of Bedok NTUC.
And getting caught by the Manager.
And getting a huge beating by my mother.
Only to think back that,
Its just a god damn chocolate man.
You wont die without it.
Well,
There are surely alot of stuff that can be said.
You too,
You can say " No, i dont. "
But deep inside,
You know that you just refuse to admit what you did when you were young was stupid.
Today is a boring day,
I thought there was dinner at 85.
But actually there wasnt.
-Ciao
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.::. StAtiC .::. 10:57 PM
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Wednesday, August 17, 2005
What do you wish for?
Many people have many types of wishes now i bet.
What do i wish for now?
Its just simple,
A massage by a pretty female would do.
Cause my body is aching.
And ill love to have a girl massaging me.
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.::. StAtiC .::. 9:16 PM
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Wah...
So tired today,
Havent seen anyone of my clique for a long time.
Well, not see.
I mean by going out and hugging and giving those french side kisses to each of them.
Nowadays, I go school,
Do shit, Listen lesson, Write notes, The day end le.
Today im so tired,
First time ever i felt my Ab becoming cramped... Lucky it was only for split second.
So tired cause we did 120 continous kick in a row without stopping.
Well,
Today went to planned sparring.
The instructor seems to like me alot,
The other instructor that taught me and Chin leng last two lessons was on off,
So the thai teacher teach us,
Put us together with the rest that came earlier then us,
This instructor likes me alot,
Always teach me solo and stuff,
Haha,
Today actually was with chin leng then he call Chin Leng screw off to the big guy,
So he train me.
And at one part i was to fight with a secondary 3 small little girl.
I dont even dare to kick her lor,
I just tap her den i defend let her kick.
Then she so poor thing see she kick so pek chek.
Cause im taller she needed to kick alot higher to kick my ribs unlike kicking her own height if she fights the other girl.
Lucky its only for like 3 minutes,
Then i fight the instuctor again.
The instuctor's dodging speed is omfg,
Kicked through his leg and hand guard,
You will be thinking for a split second,
"WHOA, kick thru liao!"
then you see him do matrix slow time,
Dodge backwards super fast only to see you kick missing him into thin air.
Fight a big guy,
Then he like blur blur wan,
Kick left he raise right leg block let me hit.
-I just understand that,
If you block,
Even the strongest punches and kicks feel nothing to you.
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.::. StAtiC .::. 6:50 PM
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Tuesday, August 16, 2005
I dont feel like going to school.
On Thrusdays and Tuesdays.
They are so long and draggy.
Especially Thrusdays,
When its 8am to 5pm.
This week, on Thrusday,
Im going to Phua Chee Bye ( PCB ) Lab.
Finally! I can see how a computer's Printed Circuit Board is made!
Then ill start to make chips and systems to build an robot.
Which will in turn help me make 100million more to build a space colony.
Then ill invent space technology and dominate NASA.
Monopolize Space,
And all the government shall bow to my Organisation or ill blast them from above their heads.
Then ill become super rich,
Ferrari, Lambo, all small kick to me.
Ok, enough of my crap.
My classmates call me Rubbish Talker in class sia.
Cause on monday,
I told them how to murder a person without getting caught.
About 50 ways.
And also on Tuesday about my space monopolizing plan.
- Give me a kick!
- Give me a Elbow!
- Give me 40 Punches in a row!
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.::. StAtiC .::. 9:39 PM
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Sunday, August 14, 2005
Year 1988 was a year where singaporeans observed a baby boom.
Which in other words,
Year 1987 was the year where most singaporeans had sex at that year.
Now however,
After going out on tuesday through saturday.
I have observed a Pretty Girl Boom, A.K.A Chio Bu Boom.
Many teenage females that are so pretty had suddenly appeared out of no where.
On Friday,
I had observed a Shirt Boom too,
Cause my sister came back from Hong Kong and bought about 5-6 clothing for me.
Anyway, Did you guys read the Sunday Straits Times?
A super gorgeous and pretty + awesome figure and face teacher, had sex with a 13 year old student of the high school she was teaching at.
So lucky that kid,
Anyway, for that she got 9 years of jail.
Haha.
Dumb lor,
Hungry for sex den in the end become deprieved of sex for 9 years in jail.
Anyway, Time to sleep.
-ciao
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I know its my fault,
But why do you ignore me?
You give a attitude when i try to be nice to you.
Stop doing that,
It hurts.
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.::. StAtiC .::. 11:36 PM
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Today's daddie's birthday.
Going out for dinner later.
This weekend is pretty boring,
No one is going out,
With an exception of yesterday,
Cause me and Jeremy went to SYFC for joy ride...
Till 6.30pm.
Then nothing to do le.
Anyway the joyride was kind of boring,
Just fly around see houses...
Ok, so anyway,
I think that im getting hairy!
Omggg!
My leg,
I hope and i swear that i dont want to be as hairy as Freddy!
LOL!
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.::. StAtiC .::. 2:45 PM
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Wednesday, August 10, 2005
I swear im going to be super fit.
2 hours,
And whole body damn tired le.
Hahahahahaha.
I swear the instructor has something, probably a grudge, against taekwondo.
Tell us how to evade their kick and stuff.
LoL....
Anyway, Skipped about 300times in 2mins i tink.
Then body start to feel tired already.
Pathetic.
Played LAN with syl, jeremy and timoty.
hahaha.
Welcome to the world of bankruptcy Don Tan Zeyi.
With a nice balance of 14dollars and a few cents in your bank account. Or probably 24, forgot.
Which means i have to spend an average of 83cents everyday to eat, till the end of this month. When i get my "Salary".
And my bro ar,
Keep say my 7610 lousy.
Cause he cant do a smiley on it -_-.
I really feel like telling him back that,
If you dont know how to swim, dont say the swimming pants big.
But im too tired to asy that, so i just said "whatever!"
LALAALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALLALALALALALALLA
LALALALALALALLALALALALALA
sooo bored.
Only if i have a girlfriend,
I wouldnt be so bored cause i would have someone to talk to over the phone!
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.::. StAtiC .::. 11:58 PM
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Tuesday, August 09, 2005
Heyy, 1 2 3!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE.
Ok, this post is lame.
But for our sunny island i posted it. ^^
-4am in the morning, carried away by a moonlight shadow.
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.::. StAtiC .::. 11:18 PM
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Sunday, August 07, 2005
Wahhh, woke up at 7am today sia.
Then met jeremy at Enus, Eunos... tmd 1st try was type wrong.. looked like Anus to me HAHAHA.
Okok, meet him at about 8.15am.. then we took 84 to SAF Medical Centre.
Where we both were molested by the doctors.
THye check birdies >.<
I know i know!
They check it cause they want to be sure our male buddy is fit and well to fly.
You see,
If your little friend cant fly,
HOW THE FUCK YOU GONNA FLY?
makes sense right.
Stupid whole body checkup,
I was so fast that i was the first to finish out of the batch.
Then Tamade, Jeremy so long lor,
Wait for him for an extra one and half hour....
Could even read newspaper finish, day dream and even watch a whole episode of Amazing Race.
After that went back to Eunos interchange hawker bite a little.
Then FIRST TIME in this year or probably 5years or 17years...
I bought food back for my sister and brother.
WITH MY OWN MONEY HOR....
Come home,
eat liao tamade i need paint my room.
Paint till nearly die lor.
Then go keshia house after finishing 30% of the work.
Sister say she nothing to do so help me do while i go out.
Watch the last 5 episodes of Lost there le,
Then at 5.30pm i reach bedok mrt after going home to bathe....
Na bei wait for lennard and troy 45mins...
Sleep on MRT Platform ah.
Got see before anot?
Zzzzzzzzzz....
Then wanted catch 7 Swords but stupid Troy got BBQ Chalet...
So nvr,
Went there lennard buy shoe i go meet Zean cut hair.
Then Troy went to Chalet.
And me and lennard took bus down from Orchard to K's House....
At 1am then go lor...
Now im at home...
Painting finish liao
LoL!
Another Tamade!
Want to bathe,
The toilet got super duper big cockroach.
WAH PIANG EH....
i am up for 18hours liao,
Still need exterminate...
Sian sia,
So i threw a used towel on it and it went to the side of the basin.
SIAN, so i need to use my Hyper Ninja Taunting Power to taunt it away from the corner.
PS: If i spray water when its there, the whole basin, toothbrush, and door area will be wet.
So as im smart and -ERM HMP- highly skilled i decided to make it go over to the toilet bowl area.
Then i used water to spray it!
AIYO!
My backup power haven ready sia! ( Hot water not yet up, cause heater just on )
So my ninja attack was useless against such a monstrous enemy!!!
It was trying to scale the wall, but to no avail.
For my level of martial arts, Is invincible,
Even when its not ready, the target can not escape my Ninja skill, WATER PALM SHOOT. ( FAQ as to how to use it: It basically is easily learnt, to use it, hold the shower head, Point at target which MUST be witin range and spray water at it. )
OMFG!
The cockroach used a skill which only elder MALE cockroaches can use!
An ancient and powerful skill indeed!
SUPRA COCK EVADE SKILL!
WTF MAN!
It hid behind the toilet bowl !!!!!
I couldnt get it out so i stopped my attack.
And sought all my inner strength and gained my Hot Water Palm Shoot.
Fire!!!
After about 45seconds of intense attacking,
The enemy's "INVINCIBLE" fort finally fell,
It's occupant being swept swiftly out of the fort,
Screaming in pain.
It was Upside down but still moving.
I opened the water hatch and let the enemy fall into its watery grave.
Wow, a intense battle was over.
And i was its victor.
18hours lack of sleep and i was still able to win.
THINK!!!
If i was at my full power!
HA!
I bet the giant big cockroach would be utterly destroyed!
Cut and mutilated into 10000000000 million pieces of which even germs cannot see its parts!
Well, My eyes really need to sleep le,
I go bathe le... Sayounara!
HEHEHEH,
Tomorrow my furnitures come le,
Gonna go parkway shop for a PC table...
Then i also going buy my E-500... Samsung...
-Ciao
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.::. StAtiC .::. 1:19 AM
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Wednesday, August 03, 2005
My my,
Today went over to Ikea to buy my room's furniture.
Spent about 1.7k.
Zzzzz,
So much.
Still, i need to repaint my whole room by myself...
Arg,
Alright alright,
One afternoon 10dollar help me paint! ( According to number of people )
Who want?
Eh u sure thinking,
"Tamade painting 10dollar only u think we wad"
I tell you ar,
My house free drink free playing free food.
You wan complain!? hahahaha.
Then my room so small,
30min 3 people sure can paint the wall once already.
But cause need 2-3 layers thats why i want people to help me.
Think, 30minsx2= 1hour= 10dollar.
Good cash right.
But the problem is i need it to be done by Sunday, cause thats when the furnitures are coming in.
Alright.
And my bro didnt want Mr PC to be in his room le.
So i just moved it up to my sister's room.
But his going to be moved again on Sunday when my room is finally refurbished.
Ok thats it for today,
But ive no idea why the sound in this room sounds more kind of direct then surround.
-ciao =p
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.::. StAtiC .::. 10:31 PM
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Monday, August 01, 2005
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.::. StAtiC .::. 8:02 PM
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